1 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,634 [operator over phone] 911, what's your emergency? 2 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,303 Please, I need help. He's gonna kill me. Please. 3 00:00:14,264 --> 00:00:15,432 [keys jangling] 4 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:16,558 [thudding] 5 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:17,976 [screaming] 6 00:00:18,351 --> 00:00:20,353 [upbeat music playing] 7 00:00:20,478 --> 00:00:21,646 [man exclaiming] 8 00:00:22,063 --> 00:00:23,815 Nothing screams "weekend" like tequila 9 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:25,942 and scantily clad women. 10 00:00:26,025 --> 00:00:27,485 And tequila. Cheers. 11 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:29,446 -It's Wednesday. -Mmm! 12 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:32,323 Exactly. The party's just begun. 13 00:00:32,407 --> 00:00:33,575 Why are we celebrating again? 14 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:35,452 Well, isn't it obvious? 15 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:38,204 They apprehended the cad who arranged my kidnapping, 16 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,915 gave me wings, took away my Devil face. 17 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,668 Finally, Maze. Answers'll be mine. 18 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,421 Right. 19 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:49,299 Well, if you could say that with less sarcasm, I'd appreciate it. 20 00:00:49,382 --> 00:00:51,050 No, no. I'm sure you're right. 21 00:00:51,134 --> 00:00:54,804 I'm sure a human jail will stop a soldier of God. 22 00:00:55,513 --> 00:00:57,056 That's actually more sarcasm. 23 00:00:57,140 --> 00:01:00,101 I'm just saying, Devil face, wings. Big deal. 24 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,811 If He wanted to hit you where it really hurts, 25 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,563 there are other things He could do to you. 26 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:05,648 Or take away. 27 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:06,858 Oh. 28 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:09,235 I'm talking about your life in L.A., Lucifer. 29 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,446 The club, your job. 30 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:13,907 -Chloe. -I know what you're talking about. 31 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:16,284 But I won't allow it. 32 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:18,745 I can assure you, the only threat the Sinnerman poses 33 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:20,455 from now on is that ridiculous name. 34 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:22,248 Mmm. 35 00:01:22,540 --> 00:01:24,667 They're bringing him in for questioning in the morning, 36 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,503 so I'll get what I'll need to break him then. 37 00:01:27,378 --> 00:01:29,005 Good luck mojoing a blind guy. 38 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:32,842 [scoffs] I don't need eyes to find out the Sinnerman's desire, 39 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,135 ergo his weakness. 40 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:36,930 There are other ways to learn what someone wants. 41 00:01:37,096 --> 00:01:38,264 What ways? 42 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:40,767 Just, ways. 43 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,227 Ah! Whoo! 44 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:43,645 Hello. 45 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:46,314 That's so hard. 46 00:01:46,397 --> 00:01:47,857 Yes, always. 47 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:51,110 Why don't I help you with your stick first? 48 00:01:54,113 --> 00:01:55,698 -Go on! -[women exclaiming] 49 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:57,367 [Lucifer] Oh, condoms! [woman] I'm gonna try every condom! 50 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:58,576 [man] I want the ribbed ones. 51 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,628 T-minus 10, people. 52 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,214 The prisoner's in the house. 53 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:15,176 Eye on the prize, no screw-ups and no one talks to him alone. 54 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,138 Man. 55 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,640 I just love watching Pierce work. 56 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:25,520 It's like a master class in ass whoop with a minor in whatevs. 57 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:27,730 Yeah. 58 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,817 Just surprised at how well he's holding up. 59 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:33,570 [Ella] Well, it is his job. 60 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:34,654 No, I mean, it's just... 61 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:36,948 There's no way I could be that stoic 62 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,700 if the Sinnerman had killed my brother. 63 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,327 Wait, what? 64 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:46,624 I knew the case was personal, but his own flesh and blood? 65 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:51,004 Holy bananas! He must totally need a hug. 66 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,171 Ella, wait. 67 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:53,923 But Pierce needs our support right now. 68 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,633 I didn't know it wasn't common knowledge. 69 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,052 All right? This isn't even my secret to share. 70 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,763 Right, of course, 'cause he's so private 71 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:04,434 and brooding, and hot. 72 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:08,271 Not that that is at all relevant. 73 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:11,357 Look, he's on edge. Just don't bring it up, okay? 74 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:12,442 Okay. 75 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:17,780 [officer] Through this way. Come on. 76 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:20,366 Keep moving. 77 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,660 Nice to see you all again. 78 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:25,955 What? Too soon? 79 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:27,665 -Come on. -Yeah, yeah. [chuckles] 80 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:41,054 He's certainly oozing remorse. 81 00:03:42,347 --> 00:03:44,140 Pierce, we know he kidnapped Lucifer. 82 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,476 We have physical evidence tying him to the hair salon, 83 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:47,560 the kid with broken legs. 84 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:50,939 I saw him with a gun, standing over the guy he shot. 85 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:52,023 Don't worry. 86 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:54,275 At this point, a confession is just icing on the cake. 87 00:03:54,776 --> 00:03:56,069 -It's over. -Is it? 88 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:57,737 -[door opens] -[Lucifer] Ah! 89 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,698 Good. Just in time for the main event. 90 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:03,117 Right, why don't you two make yourselves comfortable, 91 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,286 and I'll take first crack at Helen Killer here. 92 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,790 What? I thought he deserved a new nickname now that he is blind. 93 00:04:08,873 --> 00:04:11,209 I mean, you have to admit "the Sinnerman" has become a tad old. 94 00:04:11,542 --> 00:04:12,543 Not happening. 95 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,129 Last time you talked to him, he gouged his own eyes out. 96 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:18,424 Yes, a minor inconvenience, especially for him. 97 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:19,884 I mean, can you imagine living in L.A. 98 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:21,678 and not being able to enjoy the sunset? 99 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:23,471 There's not much of a view from prison. 100 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:24,681 That's not the point. 101 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:26,683 -No one's talking to him but me. -[Lucifer] What? 102 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:30,436 You can't seriously be suggesting that you're the impartial party here. 103 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:32,230 I mean, he's clearly your Moby Dick, 104 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:33,940 and we all know what happened to Captain Ahab. 105 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:37,986 Felled by savage revenge? Dragged to the bottom of the sea? 106 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,196 Gosh, did they teach you nothing at cop school? 107 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,031 I've read Moby Dick, six times. 108 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,158 Oh, really? What happened on page 83? 109 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,078 [Chloe] So, what should I call you? 110 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,789 -"Sinner," is it? Mr. Man? -Ah. 111 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,210 A census taker once tried to test me. 112 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:55,586 Excuse me? 113 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:59,299 I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. 114 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,051 [laughs] 115 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,387 Uh, no, I'm sorry. 116 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,180 Always wanted to do that. 117 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:10,268 I mean... [scoffs] Do love that film though. 118 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,854 Interesting time to make jokes when two people are dead. 119 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,105 Hmm. 120 00:05:14,522 --> 00:05:15,648 Whatever your name is, 121 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,859 this insanity plea, it's not gonna fly. 122 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,821 You may be sick, but I know you're not crazy. 123 00:05:22,196 --> 00:05:25,950 Nope. There's a definite method to my non-madness. 124 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:27,702 -Care to elaborate? -No. 125 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:29,537 No, you'll figure it out. 126 00:05:30,246 --> 00:05:31,247 Eventually. 127 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:32,415 Doesn't matter. 128 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:35,335 We've got enough to put you away for a long, long time. 129 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,253 Speaking of, what time is it? 130 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:39,088 I can't see my watch. 131 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:41,716 [cell phone ringing] 132 00:05:41,924 --> 00:05:44,010 -Ella. -The Sinnerman's phone from evidence. 133 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,678 I'd pick up if I were you. 134 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,184 Oops. Too late. 135 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,061 Or you better hope it's not. 136 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:54,771 [cell phone chimes] 137 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:59,275 Help! Please, please, help me! 138 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,735 What is that? 139 00:06:01,110 --> 00:06:02,111 Wild guess. 140 00:06:02,737 --> 00:06:05,490 A woman trapped in a reservoir that will fill with water. 141 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,033 Oh... 142 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:08,826 Pretty soon, I'd say. 143 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,995 [woman on video] Help! Don't let him kill me, please! 144 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,747 Another victim? How is that possible? 145 00:06:12,830 --> 00:06:14,207 Always keep 'em guessing. 146 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:16,375 Where is she? Who else are you working with? 147 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:18,669 Well, I could tell you, 148 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:20,963 but what fun would that be? 149 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:25,718 The only way she'll survive is if I take you to her. 150 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:29,388 Right. 151 00:06:30,389 --> 00:06:31,849 Who's up for a field trip? 152 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,685 [theme music playing] 153 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,652 [operator on recording] 911, what is your emergency? 154 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:46,197 [woman] Please, I need help. Please. He's going to kill me. Please. 155 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,658 [Ella] This is her initial 911 call. 156 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,119 [woman screaming] 157 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:54,497 The Sinnerman was in custody when this woman was abducted, 158 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,666 which means he's working with someone on the outside. 159 00:06:57,542 --> 00:06:59,001 -An accomplice. -[Chloe] Right. 160 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:02,213 Find the accomplice, find the girl. Ella, what do we know about her? 161 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,550 Yeah. Maggie Cole, 26, lives in Echo Park. 162 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:09,011 Tech tried pinging her cell, but the battery's gone dead. 163 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:11,222 What about tracing the call from the Sinnerman's phone? 164 00:07:11,305 --> 00:07:13,975 Blocked and rerouted through a server in Delhi, 165 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:16,227 so, like, zilch way to track her, which is... 166 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:17,311 Wonderful news. 167 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:20,356 It means we can save the life of poor, doomed Maggie 168 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,482 the far more expedient way. 169 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:24,193 We are not letting the Sinnerman out of here. 170 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:25,945 He clearly desires freedom, 171 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:28,114 which means he's motivated and likely telling the truth. 172 00:07:28,197 --> 00:07:30,074 Following his lead will be much faster 173 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,827 than running down clues, dodging red herrings 174 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:34,912 and following up on random tips 175 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:36,372 from every Tom, Dick and dullard. 176 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:37,582 Hey, guys. 177 00:07:38,374 --> 00:07:41,669 Uh, Unis, they checked out the parking lot at Maggie's apartment. 178 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,045 No sign of her or her car. 179 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,922 Ah. See? I'm telling you. 180 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:47,550 Obi-Wan Can't-See-Me is Maggie's only hope. 181 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,051 This is an obvious escape plan. 182 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:50,636 Find another way. 183 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:51,929 [Lucifer sighs] 184 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,348 Fine. Fine. 185 00:07:54,432 --> 00:07:56,392 If you insist on doing it the long way and investigate, 186 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,936 we may as well hurry up and inevitably get back to my idea. 187 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:00,229 Okay. 188 00:08:00,771 --> 00:08:03,483 What is Trixie doing coloring crime scene photos at a desk 189 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,902 when we have a psychotic killer in custody? 190 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:07,987 She's done wonders with that mangled corpse, though. 191 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,071 Very artistic. 192 00:08:10,072 --> 00:08:11,574 Didn't you book Mrs. Baczynski? 193 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:12,909 Look, I meant to, Chloe. 194 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:15,495 But I totally spaced on this random day off school. 195 00:08:15,953 --> 00:08:19,498 But don't worry, I'm handling it. 'Cause I'm super dad. 196 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:23,002 [Ella] Chloe, come look at this. 197 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,673 Wait. Zoom in. 198 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:34,055 Got a pretty good idea of where Maggie spends her time. 199 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:36,390 Come on. 200 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:38,142 [rock music playing] 201 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,393 [whistle blows] 202 00:08:40,228 --> 00:08:45,983 [announcer] And there they are the fantastic Blazing Banshees. 203 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:49,403 And Derby Divas. 204 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,407 [crowd cheering] 205 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,203 So, Derby Divas versus The Blazing Banshees. 206 00:08:57,286 --> 00:08:59,622 It's derby's most notorious rivalry. 207 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,624 Ladies to-go. I'll take two. 208 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:02,917 -[grunting] -[announcer] Whoa! 209 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,335 Nice sausage. 210 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:06,545 What, so, those aren't ladies? 211 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,090 No, "sausage," it's an offensive maneuver. 212 00:09:09,173 --> 00:09:10,883 When Trixie started roller-skating, 213 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,095 I took her to the derby, and it was love at first sausage. 214 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:16,430 [Lucifer] Ah. Right. Well, as much as I'd love a bite, 215 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:19,016 how about we get back to proving that your method of finding Maggie 216 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,351 isn't as good as mine? 217 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:26,107 Hello there, we're looking for some misleading information 218 00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:28,067 on a missing person, Maggie Cole. 219 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,903 The Slayer is missing? 220 00:09:31,362 --> 00:09:32,697 When's the last time you saw her? 221 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:35,074 Uh, she ditched practice yesterday, 222 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,909 and she hasn't returned my calls since... 223 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,077 Since what? 224 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,997 Since she got into one doozy of a booby brawl 225 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:42,873 with our blocker, Helena Handbasket. 226 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:45,209 "Helena Handbasket"? Very clever. 227 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:47,336 Took both our pivots to break it up. 228 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:48,921 Oh... 229 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,381 Right. Let me guess. 230 00:09:50,589 --> 00:09:51,632 Helena? 231 00:09:51,716 --> 00:09:53,009 [announcer] And there's Helena Handbasket! 232 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,302 Y'all didn't hear it from me. 233 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:56,887 -[Lucifer] All right. -Whoo! 234 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:00,224 -Helena, can we... -Busy. 235 00:10:00,474 --> 00:10:01,851 [announcer speaking indistinctly] 236 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,563 ...ask you a few... 237 00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:06,689 Go away. 238 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,027 ...questions? 239 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,111 Eat me. 240 00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:13,654 Yes, please. 241 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:14,905 L.A.P.D. 242 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,574 Stop skating! Now! 243 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:18,784 ["Cherry Bomb" playing] 244 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:23,914 [announcer] Oh! 245 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:25,041 What on... 246 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:26,751 Oh! Sorry, sorry. 247 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:36,135 [announcer] Oh, my God! 248 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,597 I don't think so. 249 00:10:44,935 --> 00:10:45,936 [referee] Whoa. 250 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:47,605 Has to be a foul. 251 00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:51,817 [people exclaiming] 252 00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,073 One beer, please. 253 00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:59,950 -Is this really the time? -Always. 254 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,998 [grunting] 255 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:09,460 Cheers. 256 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,046 Well, get the cuffs out. 257 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:15,841 [announcer] Two more. Two more points. The Banshees pull ahead. 258 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:20,137 [Lucifer] Got no idea what the Sin Bin is, 259 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,098 -but I approve. -It's a penalty box. 260 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:23,391 Oh, right. 261 00:11:23,474 --> 00:11:25,059 [Chloe] You wanna explain why you ran? 262 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,061 Because you were chasing me. 263 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,521 See, no harm, no foul. 264 00:11:28,604 --> 00:11:31,232 No, you ran because you realized we're cops. 265 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,733 It's all Maggie's fault. 266 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,485 Typical she ratted me out. 267 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:37,530 So... Hold on. You're saying you did abduct Maggie. 268 00:11:37,613 --> 00:11:39,156 Abduct? What? 269 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,741 No, I just roughed her up a bit. 270 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,118 Roughed her up, why? 271 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,787 Because she stole my spot as lead jammer. 272 00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:45,913 Ah. 273 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:48,040 You know, after Faith Kill had that car accident, 274 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,376 Maggie didn't deserve that position. 275 00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:51,585 She can't even snow plow. 276 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:53,462 [inhales] Ooh. 277 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,506 Wheels turning, old theory crumbling, 278 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,383 and the only way to discard this witness is... 279 00:11:57,466 --> 00:11:59,593 -Where were you last night, Helena? -...a plausible alibi. 280 00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,303 I was on fresh meat patrol. 281 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,513 Mmm. 282 00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:03,931 Good for you, Helena. 283 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:05,891 No. It means training a new crew. 284 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,017 Oh. 285 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,895 Shocker, they sucked. I was here all night. 286 00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,522 I didn't abduct no one. 287 00:12:11,605 --> 00:12:13,482 What about Maggie's car? Did she park here at the rink? 288 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,901 No. Free lot over on Sixth. 289 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,237 Maggie isn't just a job-hogging bitch, 290 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,573 she's a cheap job-hogging bitch. 291 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:21,824 [Lucifer] Right. 292 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,327 Come on, Detective. Chop-chop. 293 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:28,164 More dead-end clues aren't gonna find themselves. 294 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,050 Uh, hi, Mrs. Baczynski? 295 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:42,887 Wow. Um... 296 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,056 My deepest condolences. 297 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:51,312 Well, sweetheart, you won't be staying with Mrs. Baczynski today. 298 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:53,647 Or, ever again. 299 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:55,900 -Great parenting, Dan. -[chuckles] 300 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:59,069 Good to know that I'm not the only questionable parent these days. 301 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,906 Uh, Charlotte. Hey. Hi. Yeah. 302 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,366 Yeah. Not my finest moment. 303 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:05,743 [Trixie] You're pretty. 304 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,161 How do you know Daddy? 305 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:10,873 She's my, uh, work colleague. 306 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,250 Sometimes, uh, friend. 307 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:14,877 Sometimes... 308 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,670 Um... 309 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,924 How's the new job at the DA's office? 310 00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:22,843 Dull. What's a girl gotta do to get a nice grisly murder 311 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,386 or a few underage drug mules? 312 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,388 I like you. You're funny. 313 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:28,432 And you're short. 314 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,521 Hey! What can I get you, sweetie? 315 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,564 Mocha whip with a shot of espresso. 316 00:13:37,274 --> 00:13:40,361 -No. Not gonna happen. -Mommy lets me. 317 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:43,239 That statement would never hold up in court. 318 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,199 Decent poker face though. 319 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:48,577 Bye. 320 00:13:49,745 --> 00:13:50,788 Bye. 321 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,708 Daddy, I have an idea. 322 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,128 [Chloe] If we can find Maggie's car, 323 00:13:58,212 --> 00:14:00,214 it may lead us to the Sinnerman's accomplice. 324 00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:03,008 Or be a shameful waste of the poor girl's precious time. 325 00:14:03,425 --> 00:14:04,885 What about wasting my time? 326 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,762 What happened to being on the same page? 327 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,931 You know, partners? Being a team? 328 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:10,349 Detective, I can assure you, 329 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,435 this is all about me making sure you and I remain a team. 330 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:15,813 [scoffs] You know... 331 00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:17,773 Maggie's car. 332 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,653 -Plates match. -Right. 333 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:25,155 Lucifer, we have to call forensics before we taint the evidence. 334 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,615 And waste more of poor Maggie's precious time? 335 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,409 Lucifer, no. 336 00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:41,422 [car alarms wailing] 337 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,508 Oops. 338 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,097 Whoever rigged that grenade 339 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:53,100 wanted that car to explode the instant someone touched it. 340 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:54,435 No trace evidence means 341 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:56,520 we still have no way of tracking Maggie. 342 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:59,273 I can't believe I'm suggesting this, but-- 343 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:00,691 Okay, fine. Perhaps I shouldn't have touched the car. 344 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:02,192 We need to bust out the Sinnerman. 345 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:06,030 Not what I was expecting, 346 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,741 but thank you, Detective, for finally seeing things my way. 347 00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,367 You clearly feel strongly about this. 348 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,202 For better or worse, you are my partner, 349 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,537 so I need to have your back on this. 350 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,289 Just one question, though. 351 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:17,082 How do you suggest we get him out of here? 352 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,501 -I actually have a plan. -Yeah? 353 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:23,505 But in order for it to work, you need to do exactly what I say. 354 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:26,717 No more going off-grid, no more destroying trace evidence, 355 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,926 no more Luciferness. 356 00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,012 Is that clear? 357 00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:32,931 As a chilled vodka martini. Served neat, of course. 358 00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,142 First, we need the keys to holding. 359 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,186 What, the same keys old stiff-as-a-board 360 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:38,854 Pierce has locked away in his office? 361 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:40,689 I guess we'll need a distraction. 362 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,651 About that Pierce thing this morning... 363 00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,362 Oh... I cannot stop thinking about that poor man. 364 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,948 Me too. He's really going through a lot. 365 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:52,534 Maybe a little Ella is exactly what the doctor ordered. 366 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,497 Crafty maneuver, Detective. But do you really think 367 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,874 Ms. Lopez will fall for such a blatant manipulation? 368 00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,292 Uh... 369 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:02,670 Oh, my God. I'm so in. 370 00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,004 But here's the thing. 371 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,881 I don't want it to seem like I'm blabbing 372 00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:08,092 Pierce's personal business all over the precinct. 373 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,468 Totes understood. 374 00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,470 All over it. 375 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,472 I did not hear it from you. 376 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:18,102 I am going to let him tell me. 377 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,359 Is everything all right, Lopez? 378 00:16:25,442 --> 00:16:26,819 We lost Buttons when I was nine. 379 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,737 That was our pet corgi. Buttons, I mean. 380 00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:30,280 Sorry for your loss. 381 00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:34,076 I mean, once I understood how Buttons got out, 382 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,412 I was able to talk about it. 383 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,914 And the healing process could really begin, you know. 384 00:16:38,997 --> 00:16:40,916 I'll never, ever 385 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,001 forget that day. 386 00:16:50,592 --> 00:16:52,845 How hard could it be to find one tiny key? 387 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,138 Or for a tiny lab tech to trap 388 00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,515 a hardened six-foot-four lieutenant against his will? 389 00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,102 For the longest time 390 00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,478 I just wanted to find 391 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:05,065 whoever was driving that evil champagne-colored hatchback 392 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:06,400 with the custom spoilers. 393 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,776 Uh-huh. 394 00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,486 But then I realized 395 00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,613 it wasn't about the hatchback, 396 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,657 it wasn't. And... 397 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,201 Where could they be? 398 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:30,841 [Lucifer] Okay, assuming we do manage 399 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,509 to swipe the keys to the holding cell, 400 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:33,802 how do we get him out of here? 401 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:36,055 I mean, our sightless scoundrel doesn't exactly blend. 402 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,307 All you have to do is go up to that bomb tech 403 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,684 and hand her this. 404 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,687 Consider it handled. 405 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,692 Seriously? This is what you want? 406 00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:52,863 The more important question is what do you want in return? 407 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,702 Even if my charm does work on the bomb tech, 408 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,662 and who are we kidding, of course it will, 409 00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,581 we still need someone to sell the big finish. 410 00:18:03,332 --> 00:18:07,086 Someone deserving of a very special gift. 411 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:08,962 Ah. 412 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:10,297 What's this? 413 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,258 Too nicely wrapped to be another severed head. 414 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,303 Seriously? 415 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,348 [ticking] 416 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,309 Call the bomb squad! 417 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,646 Everyone, evacuate. Now! 418 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,032 [grunts] 419 00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,495 [exhales] 420 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,414 Eat your heart out, George Clooney. 421 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:46,792 Not literally. 422 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,876 Understood. 423 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,087 I cannot believe that actually worked. 424 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,172 [Marcus] Well, it almost worked. 425 00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:57,886 Did you really think I was gonna let you bust him out without me? 426 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,058 [siren wailing] 427 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,105 Oh, put that down, please. 428 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,732 That was given to me by the ambassador of Sweden. 429 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,317 -It's very-- -Ugly? 430 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,402 [sighs] Valuable. 431 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,113 There's nothing fun to do here. 432 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,907 I can't touch anything or jump on anything. 433 00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:21,827 And you don't have any toys to play with. 434 00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,954 I thought you'd be more exciting. 435 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:28,000 You could alphabetize these case files. 436 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,752 [scoffs] 437 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,588 You don't have kids, do you? 438 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,841 Actually, I do. Two. They live with their father. 439 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,009 That makes sense. 440 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,513 Well, it's for the best since I'm so busy at work, 441 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,265 and if you don't mind, I'd like to get back to it, 442 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,600 if I'm ever going to catch a case. 443 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:46,268 That makes no sense. 444 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,438 Well, if the department sees that I'm working hard... 445 00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,440 No, about your kids. 446 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,901 My mom and dad work, 447 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:55,694 and they still hang out with me, 448 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,906 together and apart. 449 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,490 Good for them. 450 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:03,827 Monopoly, roller derby, climbing wall at the Y. 451 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,622 You could do stuff with your kids, too. 452 00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,041 Well, the truth is, 453 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:10,959 they don't wanna see me. 454 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,670 You're the mom. 455 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:15,672 You make the rules. 456 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:22,471 Are you and my dad having sex? 457 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:26,808 Uh... 458 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:36,944 It really is true how the other senses kick in 459 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,820 once one is removed. 460 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,530 I could remove a few others if you'd like. 461 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,532 [Marcus] Shut up and walk. Both of you. 462 00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,119 [Sinnerman] Hundred more yards, then we have to turn east. 463 00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:50,749 So, why did Mr. By-The-Book change his mind? Why are you helping us? 464 00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:53,835 Because you were right. It's the best way to find the girl. 465 00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,963 The Sinnerman desires freedom. 466 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,924 He wants to escape. I'm here to make sure he doesn't. 467 00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:01,009 So, you really think this is a trap? 468 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,803 That this accomplice is laying in wait? 469 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,930 Why else would he lead us to the middle of nowhere? 470 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:08,976 Right. Ambush. Well, I guess we'll just have to go nut to butt. 471 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,269 Have Charlie do the foxtrot, 472 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,895 cover each other's sixes and all that. 473 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,480 You know? Hooah! 474 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:16,650 Military terms? Weren't you a serviceman? 475 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,778 Yeah. We don't talk like that. 476 00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:25,075 -[Maggie] I can't breathe! -I hear something. 477 00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:26,576 [Maggie] Help! 478 00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:27,911 Help! 479 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,832 Help! Help! 480 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,293 I can't breathe! 481 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:39,423 Maggie, hang on! 482 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:48,807 [coughing] 483 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:51,268 [Marcus] I got you. 484 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,990 You're safe now, Maggie. You're gonna be okay. 485 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,244 Where's Lucifer? 486 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:10,996 Where's the Sinnerman? 487 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,713 His accomplice was here. Damn it. 488 00:22:21,506 --> 00:22:23,216 They've got Lucifer, too. 489 00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:32,059 Come on. Pick up, pick up. 490 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,561 [voicemail] Hello. This is Lucifer. You know what to do. 491 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:36,396 Preferably in the nude. 492 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:37,481 Damn it. 493 00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,611 How could I be so stupid? I knew this was a setup. 494 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,489 No. Breaking the Sinnerman out was my idea. 495 00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:46,907 This is my fault. 496 00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,033 It's my watch. 497 00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,242 This is on me. 498 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,038 We're already canvassing. Let's put out an APB for three men. 499 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,624 We may not need an APB. We have Maggie. 500 00:22:57,667 --> 00:23:00,128 I was leaving the rink, and he chased me. 501 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:04,674 I made it to my car, but he was too strong. 502 00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,637 He grabbed me, threw me in a van, and then I woke up here. 503 00:23:09,012 --> 00:23:10,013 Did you see his face? 504 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:12,641 He was wearing a mask. 505 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:14,768 It sounds like it happened fast. 506 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:18,730 How would he have had enough time to rig the car with explosives? 507 00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,315 [Maggie] Um... 508 00:23:20,774 --> 00:23:23,193 He must have gone back and put the grenade in later. 509 00:23:25,821 --> 00:23:28,073 We didn't mention a grenade. 510 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,289 Look, I... 511 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:37,874 Okay. 512 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,084 I made it all up. 513 00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:41,253 I wasn't attacked. 514 00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,380 I abducted myself. 515 00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:45,048 -Why? -All I wanted 516 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,842 was to be my team's lead jammer. 517 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:51,304 But I could never compete with that spotlight-stealing bitch, Faith Kill. 518 00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:54,933 So I went to this guy who grants people favors. 519 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,351 We need a name. 520 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:58,645 He just goes by "the Sinnerman." 521 00:24:00,438 --> 00:24:02,232 I asked him to get rid of Faith, 522 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:05,152 and the next thing I know she's in a car accident. 523 00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:07,279 I never wanted anyone to die. 524 00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:08,905 So, he took out your competition, 525 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:12,534 then demanded you repay him by faking your own kidnapping? 526 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:15,412 And the 911 call, 527 00:24:16,037 --> 00:24:17,330 the explosion... 528 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,001 He was going to kill me too if I didn't do it. 529 00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,257 There was never an accomplice. 530 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:28,675 Then, who kidnapped Lucifer? 531 00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:30,635 No one. He wanted to be alone with him, 532 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:32,304 so he kidnapped the Sinnerman. 533 00:24:33,346 --> 00:24:35,182 [dark music playing] 534 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:41,897 [gasps] 535 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,734 Oh, good, you're awake. 536 00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:48,028 Just in time for the fun to begin. 537 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:53,241 But before we start, one tiny adjustment. 538 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:58,622 There we go. 539 00:24:58,705 --> 00:24:59,789 [chuckles] 540 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:01,166 Much less creepy. 541 00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,292 [grunting] 542 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,296 Where am I? 543 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:08,757 Well, I thought we'd extend our little field trip. 544 00:25:08,965 --> 00:25:13,178 I save my Hills estate for only very special occasions. 545 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,180 My very own sin bin, if you will. 546 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,514 It's poetic, isn't it? 547 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:20,101 The man who desired freedom fell into his very own trap. 548 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,229 Is that what you want? 549 00:25:23,271 --> 00:25:24,522 To be my warden? 550 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:25,607 Oh, no. 551 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,777 No, the only thing I desire is answers. 552 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:33,615 So, time to make a deal with The Devil. 553 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,451 You give me what I want, 554 00:25:37,077 --> 00:25:38,995 and I might give you what you want. 555 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,122 I'm not gonna tell you anything. 556 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,501 Oh, yes, you are. 557 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,129 You had me kidnapped, dumped in the desert, 558 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,548 somehow made my feathery burdens grow back, 559 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,342 and then took away my Devil face. 560 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:54,552 Why? 561 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:00,308 You will talk. 562 00:26:01,017 --> 00:26:05,814 And you will give me what I want, wings off, Devil face back. 563 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:09,651 Because no one decides who I am but me. 564 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:10,777 Ooh. 565 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,862 I'm sensing this is the part 566 00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:15,949 where the said Devil face would kick in, right? 567 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,285 [yelling] 568 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:19,661 [Sinnerman] Okay, okay. 569 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:21,204 I'll tell you what you need to do. 570 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:22,998 But it's not gonna be easy. 571 00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:24,332 First, 572 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,251 you have to draw a pentagram, 573 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,920 sprinkle some powdered eye of newt, 574 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:31,631 and then wait for a full moon. 575 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,175 How's your howl? 576 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,136 [laughs] 577 00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:44,269 Freaking impossible to make it through that with a straight face. 578 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:47,230 Tragic error, my sinful thug. 579 00:26:48,606 --> 00:26:52,110 What are you gonna do, punish a feeble blind man? 580 00:26:52,193 --> 00:26:54,988 Oh, no, no. I wouldn't dream of it. 581 00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,703 Oh, right! You can't see. 582 00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:03,955 [chuckles] Allow me to paint you a picture. 583 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:06,916 Meet Hell's most brutal torturer. 584 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,587 The pleasure is all mine. 585 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:20,638 -Are we sure he's not celestial? -Are you questioning my expertise? 586 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,515 He's definitely human. 587 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:25,060 -And you tried waterboarding? -Twice. 588 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:28,146 -Bamboo under the nails? -Do I look like an amateur? 589 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:29,606 Nickelback on repeat? 590 00:27:29,981 --> 00:27:31,274 That's where I started. 591 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:34,736 Well, what kind of a demon can't procure answers from one puny human? 592 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:36,780 You wanna give it a try? Be my guest. 593 00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:39,032 Gladly. Hand it over. 594 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:41,785 No. 595 00:27:41,993 --> 00:27:44,579 I've pushed that guy to his limit, anything else might kill him. 596 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:46,206 You and I both know-- 597 00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:49,042 Angels aren't allowed to kill humans. Yes. 598 00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:53,505 Or are they? 599 00:27:55,965 --> 00:27:58,760 Lucifer, don't be an idiot. 600 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,346 No, no, no. This is the answer to all my problems, Maze. 601 00:28:02,180 --> 00:28:05,141 Killing the Sinnerman is exactly what I need to do. 602 00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,770 We need to find out where Lucifer took him. 603 00:28:08,853 --> 00:28:11,106 Okay, so unis checked at Lux and the penthouse, 604 00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:13,108 but no sign of Lucifer or the Sinnerman. 605 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:14,609 And of course his cell's still off. 606 00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:16,861 -Any hits on the van they took off in? -[Ella] Nada. 607 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:19,489 He must have had a car stashed, and then ditched the van on the way. 608 00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:22,784 -This may help. -[Chloe] What's this? 609 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:24,536 High-end real estate? 610 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:26,746 It's every place Lucifer owns in Southern California. 611 00:28:26,830 --> 00:28:28,915 Part of Espinoza's Lucifer files. 612 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:31,501 Um, why do you have files on Lucifer? 613 00:28:31,751 --> 00:28:32,752 Chloe and I were married. 614 00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:35,880 So what if I did some due diligence on my wife's new partner? 615 00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:38,091 Call it being protective. 616 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,009 Not the word I had in mind... [coughs] Stalker. 617 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,553 But whatevs. 618 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,639 Lucifer plants a bomb at my desk, and I'm the creepy one? 619 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:48,518 Um, actually. That was me. Sorry. 620 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,186 The bomb was fake. 621 00:28:50,603 --> 00:28:52,230 Wow. Okay. 622 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,274 Human heads. Explosives. 623 00:28:54,357 --> 00:28:55,734 Can someone send me, I don't know, 624 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:57,444 a muffin basket next time? That'd be nice. 625 00:28:58,027 --> 00:28:59,529 There's over a dozen properties here. 626 00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:01,740 Oh, and some are like an hour away. 627 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:03,992 -I guess we have to check each one? -Maybe not. 628 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:05,744 I think I know where they are. 629 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:19,257 I'm a demon. Big fan of death and destruction. 630 00:29:19,757 --> 00:29:23,428 But killing a human is angel no-nos 101. 631 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:24,804 Look at your brother. 632 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:27,891 Total power loss and he only got murder adjacent. 633 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:31,978 Precisely my point! If I kill a human, then I lose my wings. 634 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,355 And because I've been such a naughty angel, 635 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,566 I get my Devil face back and, bonus, 636 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,486 I'd rid humanity of our sightless psychopath. 637 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:41,196 Three birds, one Sinnerman. 638 00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:44,657 Mmm-hmm. In theory. Except, your father's gonna be pissed. 639 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:48,203 You kill a human, one that He sent to do His bidding-- 640 00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,287 Exactly! 641 00:29:51,247 --> 00:29:52,749 Look. You said it yourself, Maze. 642 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:56,628 If I don't stop this now, who knows what else He'll do 643 00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:00,507 or who He might take from me. 644 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:10,266 Okay. 645 00:30:15,813 --> 00:30:16,814 Wait. 646 00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:18,733 Where are you going? 647 00:30:19,067 --> 00:30:21,861 Happy hour at the Chateau. Text me when you've done the deed. 648 00:30:22,028 --> 00:30:23,112 What... 649 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:26,783 Actually, I'll be able to tell by the plague of locusts. 650 00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:28,076 [scoffs] 651 00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:35,416 You're sure that they're in the Hills? 652 00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,709 I mean, pretty sure. 653 00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:38,795 He said, "Imagine living in L.A. 654 00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:40,922 and not being able to enjoy the sunset." 655 00:30:41,130 --> 00:30:43,174 Just like Lucifer to bring a blind man 656 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:44,551 to the place with the best view. 657 00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:46,970 -And you know him that well? -[sighs] 658 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:49,055 I thought I did. 659 00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:53,268 I just hope we can get there before he does something he can't take back. 660 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,109 Honestly, an embarrassment of riches, really. 661 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:04,445 So many delicious ways to kill a human. 662 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:06,447 Let me see. 663 00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,449 Starving rats. [clicks tongue] 664 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,201 Too time-consuming. 665 00:31:10,535 --> 00:31:13,413 Gunshot. Banal. Oh, I know! 666 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:15,790 Oldie but a goodie, beheading. 667 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:19,085 [breathing heavily] 668 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:23,881 [sighs] 669 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:27,719 Honestly, can you at least try to look threatening? 670 00:31:31,306 --> 00:31:32,307 All right. 671 00:31:39,397 --> 00:31:40,899 [indistinct] 672 00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:45,486 Slight improvement. 673 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,614 Well, I can't kill you sitting down. 674 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:49,991 You need to stand up and face me like a man. 675 00:31:50,199 --> 00:31:51,326 [groaning] 676 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,328 Well, come on. 677 00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:55,204 [groaning] 678 00:31:57,123 --> 00:31:58,416 I'm to your left. 679 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:00,460 Your other left. 680 00:32:02,712 --> 00:32:04,005 I'm right here. 681 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,174 Hello! Marco! 682 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:07,675 [sighs] 683 00:32:08,885 --> 00:32:11,804 There's no glory in wrestling a starving bear. 684 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:15,391 Perhaps a last meal of some kind to perk you up. 685 00:32:16,517 --> 00:32:17,518 Hello. 686 00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:19,270 Caviar. 687 00:32:19,354 --> 00:32:22,273 You're going to feed me? 688 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:25,485 Just because I'm about to slaughter a man in cold blood 689 00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:27,278 doesn't mean I'm not civilized. 690 00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:31,199 No. Just means you're stalling. 691 00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:32,951 [laughs] 692 00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:34,953 Don't be preposterous. 693 00:32:35,161 --> 00:32:36,788 I've waited a long time for revenge. 694 00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:38,498 I'm simply savoring the moment. 695 00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:41,668 I want you to feel your failure. 696 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:43,711 The knowledge that long after you're gone, 697 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,714 I shall continue to live here 698 00:32:47,298 --> 00:32:51,219 however and with whomever I choose. 699 00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:56,474 Or you don't have what it takes to kill a man. 700 00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,017 Not many people do. 701 00:32:58,101 --> 00:33:01,020 Perhaps you're a coward. 702 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,355 [Sinnerman chuckles] 703 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:08,611 He's here. 704 00:33:10,905 --> 00:33:14,367 Evil. Smug. Homely. Bingo! 705 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:17,495 You win the grand prize at the Painful Death Raffle. 706 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:21,457 So unless you want a bonus round for being a loudmouth, I suggest-- 707 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,835 Me? You're the one doing all the talking. 708 00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:29,340 Actually, you know what? I'll boil you alive. 709 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,927 Top most painful way to die, according to Buzzfeed. 710 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,805 Right. I'll need a pot. A big one. 711 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:37,432 [Sinnerman] How about drown me with a flood? 712 00:33:37,515 --> 00:33:39,600 Or strike me with lightning? 713 00:33:40,893 --> 00:33:44,272 What cheesy metaphor would you prefer? 714 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:47,108 Apple? Tree? 715 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:49,610 A chip off the old block? 716 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,825 -Like father, like son? -Enough! 717 00:33:57,410 --> 00:34:00,121 Pull the string, puppet master. 718 00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:03,332 [sighs] Damn it. Where are they? 719 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:04,876 Take the upstairs. 720 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,170 You're right. 721 00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:09,005 [scoffs] 722 00:34:09,756 --> 00:34:11,716 I don't have it in me to kill a human. 723 00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:14,010 No. No, wait. 724 00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:17,138 You have to do it. 725 00:34:17,346 --> 00:34:18,598 Hold on. 726 00:34:18,681 --> 00:34:21,476 I wondered why you, the evil genius, 727 00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,562 -hadn't sprung a more clever trap. -It has to be you. 728 00:34:25,646 --> 00:34:27,565 Because I was the trap. 729 00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,650 You never wanted freedom. 730 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:33,863 Your true desire was to die, 731 00:34:33,946 --> 00:34:36,866 and, for some reason, you need me to do it. 732 00:34:36,949 --> 00:34:40,244 Yes. You supposedly believe in free will. 733 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:44,373 -Then honor mine! -Why do you need me to do it? Why? 734 00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:45,583 Why? 735 00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:49,587 No. 736 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:51,923 No! 737 00:34:59,430 --> 00:35:00,890 He's gone. 738 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:10,608 -[indistinct chatter] -[siren chirping] 739 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:17,865 Pierce, I'm sorry. I know you didn't want it to end this way. 740 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:19,283 It's the only way it could end. 741 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:37,343 [Chloe] You wanted to see me? 742 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:39,804 Yes. 743 00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,431 Something very strange just happened here. 744 00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:45,309 Um, a "thank you for saving my life" might be appropriate. 745 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:47,270 Actually I wasn't the one in danger. 746 00:35:47,478 --> 00:35:49,897 I figured out that you're the one who grabbed the Sinnerman. 747 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:51,607 Clearly things went south. 748 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,693 No, let me explain what happened-- 749 00:35:53,860 --> 00:35:56,362 What happened was you didn't follow my lead, 750 00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:59,073 and as usual, you did whatever the hell you wanted. 751 00:35:59,156 --> 00:36:01,033 Detective, I understand that my interest 752 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:04,120 in getting our blind barbarian alone may have been a tad selfish. 753 00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:06,372 But it turns out, I was the pawn. 754 00:36:07,623 --> 00:36:08,749 I don't have time for this. 755 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:12,128 It was the Sinnerman's plan to be snatched by me all along. 756 00:36:12,211 --> 00:36:13,713 He wanted to die. 757 00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:16,424 Pierce smoothed things over, if that's what you're worried about. 758 00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:19,802 The official statement says that you were grabbed in an escape attempt. 759 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:21,512 You think I care what Pierce thinks? 760 00:36:21,846 --> 00:36:23,723 No. I don't think you care what anyone thinks. 761 00:36:24,098 --> 00:36:25,141 That's not true. 762 00:36:25,766 --> 00:36:26,976 I told you, I did this for us-- 763 00:36:27,059 --> 00:36:28,477 For us? For the team? 764 00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:30,771 I had your back on this, Lucifer, 765 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:32,398 and for whatever reason, 766 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:34,317 you still felt the need to go behind mine. 767 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:50,291 [door opens] 768 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,668 -Daddy! -Hey. 769 00:36:53,169 --> 00:36:54,587 So, the afternoon went well? 770 00:36:55,421 --> 00:36:56,547 [Dan chuckles] 771 00:36:57,506 --> 00:37:00,509 Hey, uh, as a thank you for watching Trixie, 772 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:02,428 maybe we can go grab that coffee sometime? 773 00:37:02,595 --> 00:37:04,138 Uh, we got coffee this morning. 774 00:37:05,806 --> 00:37:08,851 -Yeah. -I'm kidding, Dan. 775 00:37:09,977 --> 00:37:11,187 [exhales] 776 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:14,607 Dinner would be more romantic. 777 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,779 -It's okay by me. -Dinner it is. 778 00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:24,408 -Good night. -Bye. 779 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:28,746 You are the best wingman ever. 780 00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:45,429 Yes, it's me, again. 781 00:37:46,180 --> 00:37:48,349 I don't care what they or you say. 782 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,017 I wanna see my kids. 783 00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,188 I'm their mother. 784 00:37:59,986 --> 00:38:02,530 -What are you looking for? -Answers. 785 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:06,033 There has to be something in Sinnerman's personal belongings. 786 00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:07,910 I'll be right back. 787 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:14,542 I just want to say... Oh, my God. You killed it. 788 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:18,045 I mean, killed him. I mean, I obvi wasn't there-there, 789 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,548 but I just read the crime scene report, 790 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:24,343 and holy burrito bowl, with your take-down-the-bad-dude heroics and-- 791 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:26,387 Lopez! Just stop talking! 792 00:38:32,518 --> 00:38:33,894 What on Earth... 793 00:38:58,919 --> 00:38:59,920 [Marcus] Well, I'm here. 794 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:02,923 This couldn't have waited till morning? 795 00:39:04,216 --> 00:39:06,052 Time-sensitive, I'm afraid. 796 00:39:06,844 --> 00:39:09,221 Or in a way, the opposite. 797 00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:11,766 Just tell me what you want. 798 00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:15,686 Right. Well... 799 00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:18,689 We're both familiar with the accomplice theory, 800 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:22,485 that our blind barbarian had someone working for him. 801 00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:24,695 Yeah. 802 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:28,366 Right, well, then it occurred to me that what if the Sinnerman 803 00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,242 was the one working for someone else. 804 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:32,953 What if he was the accomplice? 805 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:35,956 Exhibit A. 806 00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:37,750 [clears throat] 807 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:40,669 Here is Mr. Sinnerman as a child, 808 00:39:41,712 --> 00:39:44,590 with a man that he seems very close to. 809 00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:46,884 Interesting birthmark. 810 00:39:47,468 --> 00:39:49,720 It's a very similar shape to your military tattoo, actually. 811 00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:50,846 Wouldn't you agree? 812 00:39:51,514 --> 00:39:52,556 So? 813 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:57,061 So, it stands to reason that this man would be very, very old by now. 814 00:39:57,603 --> 00:40:01,774 Or, if he isn't, he'd have to be immortal. 815 00:40:02,858 --> 00:40:05,820 An immortal crime boss. Just like you're The Devil. 816 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:08,572 Yes, I know. It does sound absurd, doesn't it? 817 00:40:09,156 --> 00:40:13,285 So, as such, there's really only one way to prove my theory. 818 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:16,539 Where did I... Ah, there it is. 819 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:20,084 [groans] 820 00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:26,173 [Marcus groaning] 821 00:40:38,018 --> 00:40:39,145 [exhales] 822 00:41:10,551 --> 00:41:11,886 [screaming] 823 00:41:18,350 --> 00:41:20,478 I wonder why I didn't figure it out sooner. 824 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,981 The world's first murderer. 825 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:25,900 Marked by God 826 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:29,278 and doomed to walk the Earth alone for a tortured eternity. 827 00:41:29,361 --> 00:41:30,654 It's quite the moniker. 828 00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:32,823 Yet, still, 829 00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:35,701 nowhere near as ridiculous as the Sinnerman. 830 00:41:37,745 --> 00:41:38,954 [grunts] 831 00:41:39,955 --> 00:41:42,750 Wouldn't you agree, Cain? 832 00:41:55,221 --> 00:41:57,056 You may as well pour me one, too. 833 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,359 [theme music playing]